Showing posts with label disasters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label disasters. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

French Darts: A Cautionary Tale


So, as you probably gathered from my post yesterday, I am quite pleased with the results of my first draping project. However, there were a couple, ahem, bumps in the road on the way to success. Can you spot the problems in the above picture? Because, seriously, they're about to poke your eyes out.

Please allow me to share the entire story.

French darts, as you may know, are diagonal darts side seam darts that start a couple inches above the waist and end near the apex of the bust. (Update: as some commenters have pointed out, my darts probably end too close to my apex, causing part of the problem. You can also shorten yours to a couple inches away if you're busty.) I chose them for this dress because they're very 50s, and they provided an interesting challenge as a beginning draper. Well, I had the darndest time trying to get the tip of the dart - at the apex of the bust - to lay smooth. My teacher Sharon eventually suggested that I do two French darts, one on top of each other to divide the dart excess. Did I listen, readers? Well, I did at first. But then when I was sewing the muslin up, I decided to go with just one dart. I tested it, and it seemed to be a-okay.

Fast forward to last Friday evening. I finished sewing the dress, pressed it neatly, and hung it up in anticipation to wearing it on a date with Jeff on Saturday. We had made plans to go to the delicious, fancy new burger joint in the neighborhood, and I thought I would kill two birds with one stone by wearing my new dress and asking Jeff to photograph me in it on the way out to dinner. Sounds like a plan, right?

Well. I got all dolled up, and we headed outside, where Jeff prepared to take a few shots of me. But he paused ominously, stared at my chest, and got a distinctly confused expression on his face.

"What is it?" I asked.

Jeff paused once again, as though weighing his words carefully.

"What?!" I shrieked, sweetly.

"Well, it's your dress. It looks . . . a bit . . .um," he lowered his voice to a stage whisper," . . . nipple-y."

Oh the horror! I felt so exposed out on the street! Jeff took the above shot and showed it to me on the screen. My French darts were, indeed, decidedly nipple-y.

It is at this point that I must explain my state of mind on this particular day. You see, there were (how shall I put it delicately?) certain monthly hormonal challenges I was facing. I did the only rational thing: I burst into tears and ran back upstairs to change my dress. You see, I was afraid that I'd ruined the dress completely by using one French dart instead of two. I did not really regain my composure until I was mid-chow through the most fantastic burger ever and realized I could at least try to fix the situation with some serious steam pressing.

And then, later, the real solution hit me: I had pressed the darts down. But the best way to press a bulky dart like a French dart is to slash it, trim the seam allowances, and press it open. I took this one step further and pressed the apex of the dart flat over one side of my tailor's ham with a lot of steam.

Hallelujah, the nipple-y dart problem was fixed. Here's a test shot from the next morning. (Seriously, I had just rolled out of bed. Hence, the whole . . . look.) But no dart-nipples! Yay!


So, the moral of the story is thus: French darts can be tricky. Always slash and trim them, press the bejesus out of them on a ham, and take some test shots to gauge your bosom situation.

Go forth, dear friends. And may your French darts always behave.


Sunday, January 31, 2010

Sewing Meltdowns, Sweet Boys

Readers, I don't want to be overly dramatic. But: I had a sewing meltdown today. I've been working on a skirt from a vintage Vogue Couturier pattern, and it was poised to be fabulous. Black boucle, high waist, back pleats, the whole deal. Except I somehow made it about two inches too small in the waist. And serged off the seam allowances. I actually broke the zipper trying it on. So I did what any of us would do - I flopped down dramatically on the bed and started crying.

Jeff gave me an excellent pep talk about creativity and art, and taking a break from the whole process. (He's a novelist so he understands these things.) And then little Henry came padding up, put his head down on my chest and collapsed sweetly into my arms, resulting in the photo above. (This is what a no makeup day looks like, in case you were curious.) Aren't my boys the sweetest?

So, as you might have gathered . . . I'm in a bad place, sewing-wise. I'm going to take the rest of the day to recuperate. I hope you all are having a better time of it than me! And, if not, don't be afraid to have a little cry and then relax a bit. There's always tomorrow, right?

Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Beautiful and the Damned: a Tale of the Chemise Dress

I have a confession to make. I'm working on the chemise dress from Vogue's New Book for Better Sewing, and I can't hem it. Seriously, I have sewn many hems in my lifetime, but I am unable to hem this damn thing.

I keep pinning it and re-pinning it, pressing it and re-pressing it. I try it on and take it off. Rinse and repeat. It's crooked no matter what I do. And it just looks more wretched and rumply with every attempt.

The more I fuss with it, the more frustrated I get. I feel like I'm defiling the dress--just getting my grubby hands all over this lovely silk fabric. While it was once a pristine length of fabric straight off the bolt, now I can only see it as this mangled thing that I keep making uglier every time I touch it.

This is a straight hem. This dress is a rectangle. I don't even like this pattern that much!

Sometimes, I feel like VoNBBS is mocking me. They just make it all sound so easy, you know? When they suggest that you hand-baste the entire damn dress together for a fitting, here's what they say:
" These are long seams and hand work, so why not turn on the radio . . . get a Coke or a cup of tea . . . and enjoy yourself while basting."
They might as well suggest that adorable woodland creatures are going to come gather around and help me baste, all while singing a merry tune. Seriously, stop being so damn chipper, VoNBBS. I've had it with you for tonight.

I hope that my perspective (along with my ability to hem things) has been restored by tomorrow.

Also: am I going crazy? Have you ever suddenly been unable to complete the most basic sewing task?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

The Sad, Sad Saga of the Most Pathetic Handworked Buttonhole Ever

This is a "buttonhole," dear readers. Oh, you couldn't tell? You thought perhaps it was an thread-worked interpretation of a knife wound? An art therapy project by a very disturbed individual? No, it is my first attempt at a handworked buttonhole, led by the trusty guidance of VoNBSS. And I am putting my shame out there for the entire internets to see.

Here's what VoNBSS told me, not mentioning the horror that was to come:
"The next step is handwork, so why not get the ball game or symphony, or your favorite soap opera on the radio? This time, we're going to make a handworked buttonhole from buttonhole twist."
Oh, thank you VoNBSS, don't mind if I do! Let me just grab a Diet Coke and turn on Judge Judy. And that was how it all started.

Here's what was supposed to happen:

Oh, how that page mocks me. And all the while, not two yards away, sits my lovely sewing machine with its glowing LCD screen and its glorious one-step buttonhole stitch.

But don't worry, readers. I will persevere. For a while anyway. And then I will give up and use my one-step buttonholer. Don't judge me.
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